In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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