is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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