Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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