Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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