Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Randomize
