Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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