ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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