Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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