your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
How naked do you want me to be?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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