Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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