I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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