take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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