I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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