Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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