So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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