so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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