So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
there is glitter all over my balls
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