Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
In other news, I just burned my penis
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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