i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
the raccoons are back...
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