The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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