I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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