just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish i was in the wii world.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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