To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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