Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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