Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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