I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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