Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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