yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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