it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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