Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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