I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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