I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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