So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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