your thong is hanging out like whoa
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
