Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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