Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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