Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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