all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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