David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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