I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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