belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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