i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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