I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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