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Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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