you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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