So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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