Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
only you would photoshop your dick
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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