he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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