I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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