Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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